These articles are published in the Slough Town FC programme. The Rebels play in the Southern Premier - just seven leagues below the Premier League. I’ve been supporting Slough since the beginning of time despite now living in Brighton. After nearly 14 nomadic years we finally have a brand spanking new home in Slough.

Sunday, December 08, 2013

GETTING THEIR KNICKERS IN A TWIST

Printed in the Southern League Central Division match v AFC Hayes. We lose 2-1 in front of 240 people.

If you were a member of the FA what would be the burning issues you'd be tackling? Our dismal coaching system that is gearing up for yet another England team ready to embarrassed, outplayed and out thought at an international tournament? Betting scams? Players wages and the spiraling cost of watching football? So many clubs on the brink of administration? Grassroots football suffering from terrible playing conditions? The issue of 4G pitches?

Or what about the fit and proper rule which is so lax it has allowed a company like Sisu to take Coventry City to the brink of extinction. Sisu are one of those vampire corporations; a hedge fund specialising in 'distressed debt', using money from unnamed sources via the Cayman Islands for what they hoped would be easy money from Coventry being in the Premiership. Instead they are playing 35 miles away at Northampton Town in League One in front of the smallest crowds in the division as supporters boycott their games. Meanwhile Coventry's new council owned stadium lays dormant while Sisu play a game of brinkmanship with the council waiting for them to sell the ground and land around it for a pittance.

Up and down the country, we have clubs in similar financial distress. So you would think the FA would have their hands full. But think again. Rather than tackle these bigger issues, better to come down like a tonne of bricks on the small fry.

At a midweek League Cup game against Uxbridge in front of about 100 people, someone decided to streak across the far end of the pitch at Slough Town. Not the cleverest thing to do but no harm done, lots of discussion in the local paper, people laughed it off and everyone felt the bloke, who isn't a regular supporter, must have lost a bet or something. The referee didn't even report it. And we don't even know if the streaker had small fry cos he kept his red pants on.

But for the FA this is no laughing matter, they have warned the club and say the police might become involved.

Fair enough if there had been a punch up, racist chanting, or he'd cut the goal posts cut down with a chainsaw as the opposition were about to take a penalty.

But really FA get real. Slough Town is the same as so many small clubs up and down the country, run on a shoestring mainly by volunteers who do so cos they love their club. It has stewards who keep the 300 Dads Army at bay from ripping opposition supporters heads off and eating their brains. But often the stewards most taxing job is handing out sweets.

So what the bloody hell are the club meant to do? If the FA can't stop people running on the pitch at Wembley in the crunch World Cup Qualifying game against Poland how can Slough stop some bloke from running on at the far end of the pitch where hardly any supporter were?

This behaviour reminds me of the tax office who threaten small business with pain of death if they don't pay up on time, but have tea and cake with companies like Vodaphone and ask politely if they wouldn't mind paying the odd pence occasionally. These big companies threaten they will leave the country if they have to pay taxes, and clubs threaten they will leave for a European super league if the FA say nasty things about the Premiership so they back off.

It's much easier to pick on the Slough's of this world. No one could really care less about the small footballing fish at the bottom of the pyramid barrel unless they go all romantic and have a run in the FA Cup. They need a helping hand from the footballing authorities not a ham-fisted approach from incidents, that in the wider scheme of things, don't really matter. Wouldn't their efforts be better spent asking the government asking when we are going to get a decision about our new ground?

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