MATHEMATICALLY CHALLENGED
Printed in the
last Southern Premier League game of the season v Royston Town
Saturday 28th April 2018. We won 2-1 in front of 759 finishing third with 99 points and 111 goals scored!
For
those mathematically
challenged like myself the past few weeks and have been a play off
permutations
headache, trying to work out who we might play and have we got any
chance of a home draw.
Fair play to
Hereford who are out of the equation and do what all champions do and
grind out results and last minute goals (sorry for bringing that up).
Still, at least I don't have to worry about going there for a while
incognito after my Benny Hill escapades with various stewards earlier
in the season. I don't really want Kettering away cos you can't
actually see if there are more than 8 people at the ground and where
big games bring out friendly locals who like to offer knuckle
sandwiches for free. How they must pine for the splendid old
Rockingham Road now reduced to dust thanks to the vanity of another
boom and bust chairman. I hope they get a ground back in town soon.
This is one tough
league and the teams in the play-offs are all worthy of being in a
higher division. A couple of seasons back Poole Town got promoted
with 93 points – we have 96 and a win today would take us to 99!
We've just won an incredible seven away games on the bounce and are
19 points of our nearest rivals, who just happen to be Royston Town.
What's more the run of form means we are now in third place. That's
some achievement for any team, let alone part-time ones. It wasn't so
long ago that sponsoring Slough per goal used to cost you about 6
pence, now some people have had to re-mortgage their houses as we
easily smashed 100 goals a season.
If
we don't go up it looks like we will be in the new Southern League
westwards section, welcoming
Salisbury
and Taunton Town. The next time I go to Taunton
I will remember that drinking a Christmas bottle of Baileys before
the game isn't big or clever but very, very sickly. If we do go up, I
will be more than slightly peeved that the two nearest clubs to me in
the Conference South have been relegated. One so near I could walk
there in 15 minutes.
The
football season is perfectly timed for my job, where I rush back and
forth watering plants and look after caterpillar ravaged Brussels
sprouts and fight with giant, ravenous
slugs. Oh how I hate those gardening programmes that show you
perfection cos they've got full time experts working round the clock
to make them pristine. Gardening ain't like that!
What ever happens,
its good to see after a stern telling off by Headmasters Bakes and
Unders we have are finally flexing our vocal chords. See you in the
play offs – wherever that may be and don't forget to make some
noise for Bakes and Unders boys, cos its a lot more fun when we do.
* I'm sure all
Slough fans will join me in giving very best wishes to John Tebbit
who due to illness can sadly no longer write for the programme. John
first contributed 48 years ago in 1970 and his amazing enthusiasm and
memories have graced these pages ever since. John played for Old
Pauldians and almost played for Slough after the war – but didn't
have any boots with him! Get well soon John.
*
While you're all watching England once again fluff their World Cup
lines, remember that clubs like Slough cannot function without
volunteers. It's the usual suspects who help with the turnstiles,
bar, selling programmes and raffle tickets. If you don't fancy that,
maybe you could write the occasional
article for the programme. If you need inspiration or a '
if-he-can-do-it-i-bloody-well-can' bit of motivation my 12 years
backlog catalogue is available at
http://sloughtownsoapbox.blogspot.co.uk/
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