DER, DER, DER FOOTBALL ON A TIN MINE

 

To be printed in the National League South game v Chippenham Town Tuesday 25th February 2025

Picture by Scott McNeish

Everyone loves a trip to Cornwall, but maybe not in a day. The last time I went to Truro it involved a military style operation that started at 4am and lasted 22 hours and included a broken down train, a broken down coach and a 1-0 loss in the freezing cold with a bunch of Neanderthals telling us what they thought of Slough the town.

So this was my first time back to watch the Rebels in Cornwall with the offer of a lift too good to turn down, especially as only Harland now on half a million a week wages could afford the train to Truro. I love getting the train but the cheapest ticket from Brighton was £130, but you had to hop on one leg and go via Camberwick Green to get that.

This was a lot more refined. Andy the driver regaled us with his plumbing song as we hurtled down the motorway, while Big Flag Rich, Deano and Rick talked about mushrooms cleaning up waste, evolution and being trapped in a submarine; time flew past. Before we knew it we were in a local pub near their out of town, half built new ground – it would just be nice if there were signs pointing us in the right direction.

These past years have certainty been eventful for Truro; like some Cornish tin mine soap opera. Propelled up the leagues by a property developer, they won the FA Vase and became the highest ranked Cornish team in the country. The owner then went bust and they teetered on administration and clung onto their old ground while vainly hunting for a new one; playing home games at Torquay, Plymouth Parkway, then finally Gloucester – a mere four hours from home – as the west county sunk under the endless rain and pitches became only fit for water polo.

So you’ve got to wiggle your bobble hat to them for staying up last season. There new ground was finally opened and it has helped them build a formidable side with very decent crowds and owners who want to do a Wrexham and get in the football league.

Slough have always had good away support with a big chunk of our home support up for travelling along with Slough exiles who have scattered across the country but often appear at away games. Our manager Scott posted ‘I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m shocked at how many people on this thread are heading down! Unbelievable commitment once again. Safe trip everyone! Thank you for the support.’ What is even more impressive, is the fact that we’ve hardly won away this season. Still football supporters are always optimistic especially after the Rebels from Slough dismantled the high flying Rebels from Sussex in arguably our best game of the season – just a few days after possibly our worst away at St. Albans. Football eh!

In the end, after an impressive first half where the Truro keeper pulled off three unbelievable saves we left empty handed. Not even a soggy pasty. As we hurtled back on the McNeish mobile disco it felt right that I finished the day with a drink in the Wheatsheaf and an impromptu drum and triangle session, raising a glass to Joss Jackman reaching 300 games for the Rebels. Let’s hope his next 300 hundred are a bit nearer to home.

So could Truro City became the first ever Cornish team in the football league? Maybe. It’s a big enough catchment area but I’ve heard over the years from Torquay and even Weymouth supporters how it’s hard to attract certain players because of their geography. Still who knows, next season it might be Truro v Gateshead – that’s certainly not one for those who suffer from travel sickness.