D.I.Y.

 

Printed in the National League South game v Enfield Town Saturday 22nd March 2025  We drew 1-1 in front of 1,336 on Non League Day

As I hurtle towards 60 years on this planet I can’t help but think about events that shaped me. Unsurprisingly, many of them are football related. I can still hear that roar when Yeovil scored a last minute winner to knock Slough out of the FA Cup and send them into the third round proper, while their supporters spent the day trying to knock us out. I have wished ill on that club and the Wurzels ever since.

I grew up listening to anarchist punk music – which had a DIY ethos running through it, which basically means - if you want to change the world, don’t wait for governments, Do It Yourself.

Another pivotal moment was the miners strike, with this month marking the 40th anniversary of the end of a bitter dispute that still shapes our country today. Like many from Slough, half my family originated from the Valleys. One of my first memories is the smell of Welsh cakes cooked by my granny, when she lived on the Wexham estate. And one of my abiding memories is visiting a small pit village during the strike in the middle of nowhere and being welcomed with open arms – despite our differences – because of our support. Seeing their self organisation against overwhelming odds was inspiring.

The Politics of Thatcher defeated Britain's strongest union; the pits closed, their communities were destroyed with no thought of what could replace them

What has followed has been a stripping and selling off of England. We have the most expensive energy in Europe, the most expensive rail fairs in Europe and the dirtiest rivers, while all the money that should have been invested in infrastructure has been siphoned off. We have a housing crisis and our football is run like a financial wild west. Our places to meet have been closed, instead we are stuck on our phones where self-styled social influencers tell us the best colour to paint our nails or what pants to wear. Even those who’ve done well out of it all don’t seem happy; going red in the face and pointing that it’s those people over there who are ruining it all – get rid of them and it will all be milk and honey. We’ve heard that before, and it didn’t end well.

Admist all this, there’s always been people doing amazing things, taking risks and breaking new ground. Enfield Town are one of these. After they lost their ground and couldn’t see a future with their former chairman in charge, a group got together and in 2001 formed the first supporters owned football club in the country. It was a pivotal moment that often goes under the radar, and I really don’t think the Towners get enough credit for this; paving the way for amongst others, Northampton Town, Exeter City, FC United of Manchester and AFC Wimbledon. In less than half a century, they’ve clambered up the leagues and got themselves a new home in the Borough of Enfield.

Being a football owned club has bought real success for Enfield Town. So I spoke to Barry who writes the Cold End blog

What are the challenges of being supporters run in the National League South?

“The obvious answer is money. As a fan owned club we haven't got the budget the bigger clubs in the division have but, like the majority of non-league clubs, we do have some truly amazing volunteers who give up lots of their free time to help run the club.”

How do you find the finance to compete against the bigger full time clubs in the league?

“To challenge in this league we will need more investment but one of the sticking points is if someone wants to put a large amount of money into a club they usually want to have full control which can't happen under our current constitution and membership. Saying that over the last fifteen games in the form

table we are above Torquay United, Boreham Wood, Maidstone United and Hornchurch to name a few teams so having a bigger budget doesn't always guarantee success.”

What do you see for the future of Enfield Town in the next few years?

“Hopefully we'll be an established Step Two side with a new stand set to be built and ground improvements in place by the end of the season. The players and management have put in an immense effort over the last few months to get us out of the drop zone which is an amazing achievement considering where we were in the league on New Years Day. Our Manager Gavin MacPherson is experienced enough to be taking one game at a time for now as we definitely aren't safe from relegation yet!

“The one thing many fans want is a FA Cup run to the First Round and a game on TV against a football league club - that would be brilliant. As you are similar to size and supporter numbers to us we need to look at clubs like Slough Town as an example of how to survive at this level and then push onwards and upwards from there. When you thrashed us at our place earlier in the season it was a real wake up call as to how competitive The National League South is - Scott Davies has done great job especially in picking up some impressive players from lower down the pyramid like David Ogbonna from Hertford Town.”

Football might not change the world, but it can give moments of great joy – just look at Newcastle fans after that Dan Burn goal and then winning the League Cup. Or Slough fans in Hornchurch last Saturday after we finally won away. But most importantly it can bring people together. In a world of isolation and extremism that’s got to worth something to cheer about.

PRAYING FOR POINTS

 

Pinted in the National League South game v Farnborough Saturday 8th March 2025  We drew 1-1 in front of 1,017

Slough Town away is always an adventure and last Saturdays trip to Welling was as hectic as Piccadilly Circus – which was just one stop away from my hotel room in Leicester Square. Now Leicester Square isn’t exactly on my go-to list. The Tourist destination as busy at 3 in the morning as 3 in the afternoon. But we were going to a Bar Mitzvah. This entailed Friday night dinner, Saturday morning synagogue finishing off with a party in the evening at a posh hotel in Leicester Square – with the Welling game jammed inbetween.

Having a Jewish partner for many years, I’ve come to respect the support there is for their community and I wish there was a coming of age for all children. A Bar Mitzvah is a big thing, takes a lot of work to prepare, learning Hebrew, interpreting text, writing a speech and singing songs. It must be daunting for the person undertaking it but marking it is really important to the Jewish community. And they always seem to end up with a massive party and a free bar.

In one of the prayers, mingled in with the Hebrew, they talked about peace ‘May it be Your will, that war and bloodshed be abolished from the world, that a great and wondrous peace rule forever, that never again shall nation lift up sword against nation, and never again shall they train for war. But may all who dwell on the earth recognise and understand the basic truth : that we have not come into this world for strife and division, nor for hate and jealousy, contrariness and bloodshed.’

Everyone talks the peace talk but that doesn’t seem to be working out so well. Still, I was as shocked as most of the sane world, to see the Ukrainian president being berated for the cheek of being invaded by Russia. How dare he not kneel on the floor and be externally grateful to America. Not sign over all his countries minerals. And, and this is really the most important thing when your country is at war – not wear a suit. This is a new America, and its run like the mafia now.

So where does this apparent siding of America with Russia leave us all? I dread to think and I dread to think of my boys having to fight in wars that politicians children – and of course Trump himself – will always find a way to avoid.

In the bars at Welling, it was points not peace on the minds of Slough supporters, nervously looking over their shoulders at that bottom four back door.

I think its fair to say Welling's ground is falling down, a muddy grassless pitch with talk of redevelopment that seems to have dragged on for years. As we crammed into one of the stands, being careful not to get speared by those anti-pigeon spikes, the good supporters of Slough didn’t stop singing despite not having won away since the parting of the Red Sea.

Maybe the earlier points failure at Slough the station was a bad omen; and at half time 2-0 down it looked like it would be another points failure for Slough the football team. In the end we fought back and got a credible draw – another point towards staying in this brutal unforgiving league, while Welling perch precariously close to the drop. I hope they stay up; they’ve still got a proper high street jammed full of pubs. But until they get that ground sorted its hard to see much of a future apart from endless relegation battles.

So a weekend of football, music, food, prayer and the odd pint. When you boil it all down, its all about being part of something, about belonging. Which is exactly what supporting a football team should also be about. Luckily we’ve got the Slough Town community part in bucketfuls. Let’s pray for a few more points and a relaxing end to the season. And of course, some peace.